Anonymous asked: What does your hair smell like?
I don’t know, you tell me~
daesiggil asked: How do you manage to keep your hair so pretty? Any tips that I could use?
I’m not human dearie, despite looking it. My genetics are the reason Sephiroth’s hair is as fabulous as it is.
Anonymous asked: What's in this kool-aid exactly? Does it give you the power to rule over my mind taking all free thought away from me entirely?
Yes. Yes it does. Mind you there are a few perks of becoming one of my children; fabulous hair, first choice of leather-based clothing, boots.
Anonymous asked: Why hasn't Professor Hojo caught on yet? How are you able to keep all of this a secret? Can I be your daughter? If so, what do I have to do?
It’s Hojo, I honestly wouldn’t be surprised if his socks don’t match now that Lucretia isn’t there to do it for him.
You only have to drink my tequila the kool-aid that Kadaj offers!
tetrakoiwai asked: ah yes... What do you find attractive in males? and would you consider dating anyone? Like... i donno. Cloud?
I wouldn’t date Cloud, he’s my son.
Now. There is a rather handsome fellow who wears a dashing triangular helmet I’ve had my eyes on for a while. Perhapse you’ve heard of him?
He goes by Pyramid Head.
He’s so sweet.
Anonymous asked: Have you ever wanted a daughter? Also, did you have some sort of telepathic connection with Sephiroth while he was in the womb? Like did you sing to him or comfort him or something?
I would love a daughter, you don’t even know.
cait-has-cookies asked: *Cait Sith looks at a strange blue lady in a tube* Hallo, lady! Would ya like a cookie or two?)
What kind of cookie?
Anonymous asked: :o how did you manage to get a brownie?
What do you think I was doing while I was running around looking like Sephiroth? Costa Del Sol. Gold Saucer.
Anonymous asked: Whats one thing you would save from the world before destroying it?
Brownies.
Anonymous asked: After you achieve what you ultimately want, would you discard your sons away? would you kill them or take them with you? Please be a better mother to sephiroth than Lucrecia, he needs his Mother's love.
Their genetic material would be reabsorbed in to my own and we’d sail the cosmos together as a single entity once more on our way to another planet where we shall eke out our own existence in peace. I will create a world in my image.
